Toddlers Are A holes

Toddlers Are A  holes
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Author: Bunmi Laditan
Pages: 176
ISBN: 9780761185758
Release: 2015-04-07
Editor: Workman Publishing

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me? Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.) Includes: The theory of toddler evolution Mealtime (AKA Hell) Your unraveling life And how not to die inside

Toddlers Are A holes

Toddlers Are A  holes
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Author: Bunmi Laditan
Pages: 176
ISBN: 9780761185642
Release: 2015-04-07
Editor: Workman Publishing

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine."). Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.

The Honest Toddler

The Honest Toddler
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Author: Bunmi Laditan
Pages: 256
ISBN: 9781476733722
Release: 2013-05-07
Editor: Simon and Schuster

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

As seen on Good Morning America, the irreverent, bracingly honest, and “awfully funny” (The Boston Globe) satirical parenting guide from the Internet’s most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans. Are you the confused parent of a toddler? Are you constantly disappointing the 2T in your life? Are you tired, stressed out, and looking for relief? I can’t help you with that last one, but if you want to become an A+ servant to your small child, this book is for you. Who better to teach you about toddlers than another toddler? In this book you’ll learn: • How time-outs make you look like a fool • Why potty training is not only unnecessary but unrealistic for children under eighteen • Why toddler beds are OUT and letting your child sleep on the diagonal in your bed is IN • The best way to apologize to your toddler for all of those Pinterest casseroles • That when you love someone, you accept them as they are, pants or no pants The hard-hitting knowledge in The Honest Toddler will save you thousands of dollars in unnecessary whole grains and toothbrushes. Happy reading. You’re doing the right thing. For once.

Toddlers Are A holes

Toddlers Are A  holes
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Author: Sopha King Tyerd
Pages: 140
ISBN: 0990592898
Release: 2014-10-10
Editor: Unknown

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

Toddler A**holery is a normal part of human development. It's like puberty but focuses mainly on throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. Reader, never ever blame yourself for your toddler being an a**hole to you. Toddlers are beautiful, kind, and wonderful to people who are not in primary custody of them. There's a reason toddlers are at their peak cuteness: it's because nature knows that toddlerhood is when you are most likely to take your child to a public park and leave them there with a note that says, "I'm a little $hit and they couldn't take it anymore." Hide in the bathroom and read this hilarious, satirical guide for instant comic relief from cutting toast into perfect triangles.

Three Year Olds Are A holes

Three Year Olds Are A  holes
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Author: Sarah Fader
Pages: 54
ISBN: 1941065171
Release: 2016-06
Editor: Osiris Ink

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

Once upon a time Sarah Fader wrote a blog post called 3-Year-Olds Are Assholes. It went viral on HuffPost Parents with over 400,000 shares on Facebook. This book tells the story of three-year-old Samantha, who is determined to make a rainbow. It features illustrations by Shari Ryan.

I Heart My Little A Holes

I Heart My Little A Holes
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Author: Karen Alpert
Pages: 304
ISBN: 9780062341617
Release: 2014-04-08
Editor: Harper Collins

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog. Once upon a time you and your partner had a perfect life: dinners out, weekend mornings cuddling in bed, brunch with friends. Then you gave birth to a poop machine (or two). Now, it's all about the pediatrician, breast pumps, princess dresses, and minivans. And discovering that your pride and joy is actually a little A-hole. When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he's an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she's an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely paint the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they're a-holes. At times like these, it's only natural to want to kill them (or yourself). But it's against the law (and there's the suicide hotline). Plus, there's that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing. In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert shares hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children. Accompanied by cheery illustrations and photos I Heart My Little A-Holes will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.

The Toddler Survival Guide

The Toddler Survival Guide
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Author: Mike Spohr,Heather Spohr
Pages: 192
ISBN: 9780760352199
Release: 2017-08
Editor: Voyageur Press (MN)

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

"The Toddler Survival Guide is a hilarious parody that will leave parents laughing even as it provides practical advise on how they can make it through toddlerhood intact"--

The Co Parenting Handbook

The Co Parenting Handbook
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Author: Karen Bonnell
Pages: 288
ISBN: 9781632171474
Release: 2017-08-22
Editor: Sasquatch Books

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

A valuable resource for parents who are transitioning from being married with children to co-parenting together, this handbook will help ensure kids and co-parents thrive. Parents need help to confidently take on the challenges of guiding children through divorce or separation and raising them skillfully in two homes. The authors, both trusted divorce and co-parenting coaches, provide the road map for all family members to safely navigate the difficult emotional terrain through separation/divorce and beyond. Addressing parents’ questions about the emotional impact of separation, conflict, grief, and recovery, the authors share their well-tested and reassuring guidance on how to move from angry, hurt partners to constructive, successful co-parents who are able to put their children’s needs first. Chock-full of strategies to help resolve day-to-day issues, create boundaries, and establish guidelines.

The Montessori Toddler

The Montessori Toddler
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Author: Simone Davies
Pages: 240
ISBN: 9781523507900
Release: 2019-03-19
Editor: Workman Publishing

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

Turn your home into a Montessori home—and become a more mindful, attentive, and easygoing parent. It’s time to change the way we see toddlers. Using the principles developed by the educator Dr. Maria Montessori, Simone Davies shows how to turn life with a “terrible two” into a mutually rich and rewarding time of curiosity, learning, respect, and discovery. With hundreds of practical ideas for every aspect of living with a toddler, here are five principles for feeding your child’s natural curiosity, from “Trust in the child” to “Fostering a sense of wonder.” Step-by-step ways to cultivate daily routines with ease, like brushing teeth, toilet-training, dealing with siblings, losing the pacifier. Plus learn how to: Stay composed when your toddler is not and set limits with love and respect—without resorting to bribes or punishment Set up your home and get rid of the chaos Create Montessori activities that are just right for your one-to-three-year-old Raise an inquisitive learner who loves exploring the world around them See the world through your toddler’s eyes and be surprised and delighted by their perspective Be your child’s guide—and truly celebrate every stage

A Kid s Guide to Black Holes Astronomy Books Grade 6 Astronomy Space Science

A Kid s Guide to Black Holes Astronomy Books Grade 6   Astronomy   Space Science
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Author: Baby Professor
Pages: 64
ISBN: 9781541909328
Release: 2017-02-15
Editor: Speedy Publishing LLC

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

Is it true that Black Holes suck everything that comes near it? It’s time to learn the truths and the myths behind these mysterious giants in outer space. It’s interesting to know that even if our scientists only know a portion of the truth about Black Holes, it’s still enough to give you a glimpse of the universe. Grab a copy now!

Oh Crap I Have a Toddler

Oh Crap  I Have a Toddler
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Author: Jamie Glowacki
Pages: 304
ISBN: 9781982109745
Release: 2019-06-04
Editor: Simon and Schuster

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

Real-world, from-the-trenches toddler parenting advice from the author of the bestselling Oh Crap! Potty Training. Toddlers—commonly defined as children aged between two and five years old—can be a horribly misunderstood bunch. What most parents view as bad behavior is in fact just curious behavior. Toddlerdom is the age of individuation, seeking control, and above all, learning how the world works. But this misunderstanding between parents and child can lead to power struggles, tantrums, and even diminished growth and creativity. The recent push of early intellectualism coupled with a desire to “make childhood magical” has created a strange paradox—we have three-year-olds with math and Mandarin tutors who don’t know how to dress themselves and are sitting in their own poop. We are pushing the toddler mind beyond its limit but simultaneously keeping them far below their own natural capabilities. In the frank, funny, and totally authentic Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler, social worker Jamie Glowacki helps parents work through what she considers the five essential components of raising toddlers: —Engaging the toddler mind —Working with the toddler body —Understanding and dealing with the toddler behavior —Creating a good toddler environment —You, the parent Oh Crap! I Have a Toddler is about doing more with less—and bringing real childhood back from the brink of over-scheduled, over-stimulated, helicopter parenting. With her signature down-and-dirty, friend-to-friend advice, Jamie is here to help you experience the joy of parenting again and giving your child—and yourself—the freedom to let them grow at their own pace and become who they are.

Sh tty Mom

Sh tty Mom
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Author: Laurie Kilmartin,Karen Moline,Alicia Ybarbo,Mary Ann Zoellner
Pages: 176
ISBN: 9781613123997
Release: 2012-09-01
Editor: Abrams

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

Sh*tty Mom is the ultimate parenting guide, written by four moms who have seen it all. As hilarious as it is universal, each chapter presents a common parenting scenario with advice on how to get through it in the easiest and most efficient way possible. With chapters such as “How to Sleep Until 9 A.M. Every Weekend” and “When Seeing an Infant Triggers a Mental Illness That Makes You Want to Have Another Baby,” as well as a Sh*tty Mom quiz, this is a must-have, laugh-out-loud funny book for the sh*tty parent in all of us. Praise for Sh*tty Mom: “A totally hilarious and uncensored look at some of the impossible situations we mothers find ourselves in.” —TheBump.com “Smartly, brashly, nearly criminally funny. It also—no small thing—carries a powerful message to all parents, but especially moms, that distilled to its essence is this: chill.” —Time.com “As the attachment parenting craze has hit a zenith in American culture, four very funny moms—comedy writers, TV producers, and a novelist—blast open a long-locked safe filled with frustrations faced by all modern mothers, with sympathetic and sharp humor. . . . The authors’ unfiltered candor is a welcome reminder for readers that they're not alone. . . .” —Publishers Weekly starred review “Both funny and practical.” —Brooklyn Based.net "Hilariously entertaining. A must-read survivor's guide for every mother!" --Christy Turlington Burns, founder of Every Mother Counts “Finally, Sh*tty Mom does for motherhood what Chelsea Handler does for female scatology. It’s a long overdue little burst of honesty from the supposed minority of mothers who are, in fact, not that maternal. . . . After a generation of supermoms one-upping each other in dead earnest on playgrounds and schoolyards, the emerging mass appeal of Sh*tty Mom is a welcome relief.” —The New York Observer "Witty, wise, and wicked! With tongue planted firmly in cheek, these savvy moms dispense some much needed comic relief about raising kids in our crazy culture."? --Dr. Harvey Karp, bestselling author of The Happiest Baby on the Block “The most inappropriate parenting book I've ever read. Loved it. The perfect book for any mother who wants to laugh instead of cry at those cringe-worthy moments and the universal indignities we experience on a daily basis.” --Jessica Seinfeld, bestselling cookbook author and founder of Baby Buggy “An antidote to the hostage situation that is modern parenting…subversive, delicious, and spit-out-your-latte funny.” --Pamela Druckerman, bestselling author of Bringing Up Bebe

Little Puppy Finger Puppet Book

Little Puppy  Finger Puppet Book
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Author: Chronicle Books,ImageBooks Staff
Pages: 12
ISBN: 0811857719
Release: 2007-08-23
Editor: Chronicle Books

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

With a plush finger puppet permanently attached to the book and peek-a-boo holes in every page, this charming board book is a fun way for parents and children to play and read together.

Little Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet
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Author: Anonim
Pages: 16
ISBN: 1846436907
Release: 2014-07-31
Editor: Child's Play International

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

In a hilarious retelling of this much-loved nursery song, little Miss Muffets picnic is not only disturbed by a spider, but by a host of other creatures as well.

Dear Mother

Dear Mother
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Author: Bunmi Laditan
Pages: 320
ISBN: 9781488038587
Release: 2019-04-02
Editor: MIRA

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

The first collection of poetry from Bunmi Laditan, bestselling author of Confessions of a Domestic Failure and creator of The Honest Toddler, capturing the honesty, rawness, sheer joy and total madness of motherhood. With the compassion and wit that have made her a social media sensation among mothers around the world, Bunmi Laditan puts into evocative and relatable words what so many of us feel but can’t quite express. For mothers who love their children with a fiery fierceness but know what it is to feel crushed at the end of those long days, Dear Mother is like a warm hug that says, “I get it.”

Caterpillar s Wish

Caterpillar s Wish
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Author: Mary Murphy
Pages: 24
ISBN: 0789457458
Release: 2000-03-15
Editor: D K Ink

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

Caterpillar wants to fly away with her friends Bee and Ladybug, and she can after she becomes a butterfly.

Busy Toddler s Guide to Actual Parenting

Busy Toddler s Guide to Actual Parenting
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Author: Susie Allison
Pages: 224
ISBN: 194314785X
Release: 2020-09-22
Editor: Unknown

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

You don't need to feel alone in parenting. You don't need to feel like you're failing. And you definitely don't need another parenting book filled with theoretical advice about theoretical children. You need actual parenting help from an actual parent. It's time to feel confident in your parenting. Susie Allison, creator of the massive online community Busy Toddler, is a breath of fresh air. With her humor and engaging personality, she helps parents find their footing, shift their perspective on childhood, and laugh at the twists and turns of parenting we all face. (Yes, it's ok that your child licked a shopping cart - they pretty much all do that.) In Busy Toddler's Guide to Actual Parenting, Susie gives the achievable advice she's known for around the world, from daily life and #beingtwoisfine to tantrums and tattling and teaching the ABCs. The book also includes 50+ of her famous activities that have helped thousands of parents make it to nap time-FYI, the popsicle bath is a game-changer. S usie shares real moments raising her three kids as well as her professional knowledge from eight years as a kindergarten and 1st grade teacher. Her simple and doable approach to parenting will leave you feeling so much better! Let Susie give you the actual parenting advice you need.

Confessions of a Domestic Failure

Confessions of a Domestic Failure
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Author: Bunmi Laditan
Pages: 400
ISBN: 9781488022883
Release: 2017-05-02
Editor: MIRA

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

Instant Bestseller "Freaking hilarious. This is the novel moms have been waiting for."—Jenny Lawson, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Let's Pretend This Never Happened "Perfect for readers looking for a funny, realistic look at motherhood."—Booklist (starred review) From the creator of The Honest Toddler comes a fiction debut sure to be a must-read for moms everywhere There are good moms and bad moms—and then there are hot-mess moms. Introducing Ashley Keller, career girl turned stay-at-home mom who's trying to navigate the world of Pinterest-perfect, Facebook-fantastic and Instagram-impressive mommies but failing miserably. When Ashley gets the opportunity to participate in the Motherhood Better boot camp run by the mommy-blog-empire maven she idolizes, she jumps at the chance to become the perfect mom she's always wanted to be. But will she fly high or flop? With her razor-sharp wit and knack for finding the funny in everything, Bunmi Laditan creates a character as flawed and lovable as Bridget Jones or Becky Bloomwood while hilariously lambasting the societal pressures placed upon every new mother. At its heart, Ashley's story reminds moms that there's no way to be perfect, but many ways to be great.

Dry Bones

Dry Bones
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Author: Anonim
Pages: 16
ISBN: 1846432103
Release: 2009-01-01
Editor: Childs Play International Limited

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

Using the words of a traditional African-American spiiritual and innovative die-cut holes on the page, children learn parts of the body and how each bone is connected to the next in this illustrated version of the song .

The Book With a Hole

The Book With a Hole
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Author: Hervé Tullet
Pages: 96
ISBN: 1854379461
Release: 2011-02-01
Editor: Tate

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

Presents an illustrated book with a large hole in the middle of every spread that includes suggestions for imaginative and creative ways for readers to interact with the hole.